I’m in training to be one of those crazy old ladies with thirty cats who has her groceries delivered by some scared kid on a bike. I’m fascinated by zombies, robots, and Cryptozoology. Basically, I spend my days ballin’. w3counter(21281); Tumblr (3.0; @awkwardlyawesome)http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://saratt.tumblr.com/post/279772317/dear-awkwardlyawesome">saratt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>What kind of program do you work in where you have little kiddos and 14 year olds?</p> </blockquote> <p>I don’t. My little ones are 3,4, and 5.</p> <p>Section9 was just being a smart ass when he reblogged that.</p>http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279777858http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279777858Fri, 11 Dec 2009 23:01:06 -0500<p>Yes, I spend inordinate amounts of time on tumblr.</p> <p>No, I do not have a life.</p>http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279766772http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279766772Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:51:56 -0500<p>Totally classy, right?</p>http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279732235http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279732235Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:22:16 -0500<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuiib2at5e1qze270o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://justinu84.tumblr.com/post/279495183/naturally-i-should-have-expected-the-awesomeness">justinu84</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Naturally I should have expected the awesomeness.  Mail with dinosaur stickers doesn’t show up all that often.</p> </blockquote> <p>That’s right. Only classy ladies use dinosaur stickers on Christmas cards.</p> <p>The thing I loved about doing this whole Christmas card thing was that some of you really surprised me when I asked who wanted a Christmas card. I have followed Justin for awhile now, but he is one of the quieter tumblrs out there which is fine, but I honestly was shocked when he wanted a card too. I love that something so simple as sending cards has brought my tumblr family a little bit closer!</p> <p>I love you all.</p>http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279720422http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279720422Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:11:00 -0500<p>I had a child enroll today that is 4 years old, is nearly 5ft tall, and weighs 140lbs.</p> <p>He is taller and outweighs one of my classroom assistants!</p> <p>I’m not sure what the issue is because I’m waiting on the information from Cincinnati Children’s Hospital, but it creeps me out a little.</p> <p>WHAT ABOUT MY TEEEENY TINY BABIES?!</p>http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279452756http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279452756Fri, 11 Dec 2009 18:12:43 -0500<p><a href="http://youveescaped.com/post/279428949/this-is-the-inside-of-the-christmas-card-i">bibliotheque</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I love Nickea. I think she’s one of my favorite bloggers because she’s honest and doesn’t talk shit and she’s basically amazing and hilarious. I always feel sort of overwhelmed to hear such lovely things from people. Maybe I feel too much but whenever someone says something truly kind to me, it just feels like it’s too much perhaps. <b>It’s always amazing to me to learn about other people’s lives and share about mine and share my work and to learn that there are such beautiful, intelligent people just living their everyday lives like you and me. They’re teachers and writers and lawyers and janitors and graphic designers and so many other things, and we overlook each other so often. But if we look closely at one another every now and then, we might see that awesome isn’t so hard to find whether it’s next door or in your computer screen or sleeping in bed next to you every night.</b> So thanks to Nickea and to everyone and anyone who just lives in a way that make others happy and gives the world more sense, more calm, more goodness.</p> </blockquote> <p>You always say what I can never say. So thank you.</p> <p>I really do think you are my doppelganger, but with the gift of writing.</p> <p>I love you, lady. Honestly.</p>http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279439391http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279439391Fri, 11 Dec 2009 18:00:13 -0500<p><a href="http://carlyj.tumblr.com/post/279413186">carlyj</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>How do you top this Christmas card?</p> <p>You don’t.</p> <p>Thanks, <a href="http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/">Nickea</a>! You are truly bad ass.</p> </blockquote> <p>Thank you! I hope you don’t mind if I pack up and come hang out in Kansas some time. I’m a good snuggler. I swear.</p>http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279415646http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279415646Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:37:19 -0500<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuieeyBDHC1qzvjmbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Smile Friday v2: OMG! “This photo of <a href="http://thedivineash.tumblr.com">thedivineash</a> at her wedding makes me so happy I can’t help but smile” edition</p> <p>No really. How gorgeous was she?!</p>http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279406313http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279406313Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:28:10 -0500<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuie06ttFV1qa1w1lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://youveescaped.com/post/279397156/nickea">bibliotheque</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>nickea!!!</p> </blockquote> <p>OMG! Tumblr love going all around. I can barely contain myself!</p>http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279401497http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279401497Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:23:44 -0500<p><a href="http://saratt.tumblr.com/post/279381407/awkwardlyawesome-smile-friday-i-told-you-i">saratt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279375764/smile-friday-i-told-you-i-make-ridiculous-faces">awkwardlyawesome</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Smile Friday:<a href="http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/278350812/imnotthatkindofgirl-dear-awkwardly-awesome"> I told you I make ridiculous faces</a> edition</p> </blockquote> <p>You make ridiculous faces, and still look awesome and fantastic.  Plus, HOLY BOOBS!!!!</p> </blockquote> <p>HAHAHAH! Thanks, lady!</p> <p>Unfortunately, the boooooobs are smaller now. GRRR.</p>http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279384445http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279384445Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:06:30 -0500<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuid0nx3Q21qzvjmbo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuid0nx3Q21qzvjmbo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuid0nx3Q21qzvjmbo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuid0nx3Q21qzvjmbo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Smile Friday:<a href="http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/278350812/imnotthatkindofgirl-dear-awkwardly-awesome"> I told you I make ridiculous faces</a> edition</p>http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279375764http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279375764Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:57:58 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuib4nWljx1qzvjmbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>ASHLEY!</p> <p>Apparently some internet creeper on flickr really loves your MIKA! shirt. I don’t know who he is, but he really likes you.</p>http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279335334http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279335334Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:17:11 -0500<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kui9kbspqo1qzyo75o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://absea.tumblr.com/post/279302624/ive-got-mail-thank-you-awkwardlyawesome-you">absea</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’ve got mail!</p> <p>Thank you <a href="http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/">awkwardlyawesome</a>!</p> <p>You are amazazing.</p> </blockquote> <p>You are very welcome!</p>http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279308355http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279308355Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:49:39 -0500<p><a href="http://tumblr.spideroptics.net/post/279098361/awkwardlyawesome-imnotthatkindofgirl-dear">spideroptics</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/278350812/imnotthatkindofgirl-dear-awkwardly-awesome">awkwardlyawesome</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Bah. I’m just far more photogenic than I am in person. I SWEAR!</p> <p>You are always welcome to post photos of me making ridiculous faces. There are tons of them out there!</p> </blockquote> <p>Shut your mouth.  You’re gorgeous in person too.</p> </blockquote> <p>Maaaaybe I have grown an extra head or something since you last saw me. WHAT IF?! WHAT IF?!</p>http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279300742http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279300742Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:41:25 -0500<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kui04z3v5v1qziz75o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.spideroptics.net/post/279128191/yep">spideroptics</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Yep.</p> </blockquote> <p>I hope this is what you are getting me for Christmas.</p>http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279296986http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279296986Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:37:19 -0500<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kttgy39BZE1qa1zngo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://completelynormal.tumblr.com/post/278852773/thedame-girlsgotafacelikemurder">completelynormal</a>:[<a href="http://thedame.tumblr.com/post/278845285/via-girlsgotafacelikemurder">thedame</a>:<a href="http://girlsgotafacelikemurder.tumblr.com/">girlsgotafacelikemurder</a>]</p>http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279009548http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279009548Fri, 11 Dec 2009 10:07:11 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuhp5dKRly1qzu9hao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://mooshoo.tumblr.com/post/278921764/damn-thats-harsh">mooshoo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Damn, that’s harsh.</p> </blockquote> <p>Seriously.</p>http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279007348http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279007348Fri, 11 Dec 2009 10:04:45 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuf4x689hD1qawnxco1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedivineash.tumblr.com/post/278939351/via-fyeahmika-um-yeah-i-mean-give-me-a">thedivineash</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://fyeahmika.tumblr.com/">fyeahmika</a>)</p> <p>Um, yeah.</p> <p>I mean, give me a moment, I’ve got to go rub one out.<br/>(Maybe I’ll use my new vibrator <a href="http://www.neutrogenawave.com/">The Neutrogena Wave</a>.)</p> </blockquote> <p>Can I watch?</p>http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279005798http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/279005798Fri, 11 Dec 2009 10:03:05 -0500<p><a href="http://mayhembecomesher.tumblr.com/post/278455208/everybody">mayhembecomesher</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>FOLLOW THIS GIRL!</p> <p><a href="http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/"><a href="http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/">http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/</a></a></p> <p>she’s so great! and I just got your holiday card! <b>I LOVE IT!</b> thanks so much! it made me smile sooooooooooo much!! made me all warm and fuzzy inside!! thank you!!! :D</p> </blockquote> <p>You are very welcome! I’m glad to see the cards are arriving. It makes me so happy.</p> <p>Follow this lovely lady in return, kids!</p>http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/278471749http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/278471749Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:18:10 -0500<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kugz1txq341qzaw5xo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://heyyouyesyou.tumblr.com/post/278445838/the-only-thing-this-is-missing-is-some-triangles">heyyouyesyou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The only thing this is missing is some triangles. Then it would be tumblr approved.</p> </blockquote> <p>I already approve.</p>http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/278449166http://awkwardlyawesome.tumblr.com/post/278449166Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:01:11 -0500