Oy with the poodles already!

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I'm in training to be one of those crazy old ladies with thirty cats who has her groceries delivered by some scared kid on a bike.

I'm fascinated by zombies, robots, and Cryptozoology.

Basically, I spend my days ballin'.


Cornify

Ballin'

Fri Nov 27

You know you are.

Watching Battlestar Galactica in my pajamas.

Jealous much?

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I'm not getting bigger...my pants are!

I need to buy more pants that fit my fat ass, but I do not want to buy more pants that will fit my fat ass.

OHMYFIRSTWORLDPROBLEMS!

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Thu Nov 26

Small family, but I do get this..

Me: Dad, did you see the super mega sex store off 75 is open all day today?!

Dad: It must suck to sell dick on Thanksgiving.

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I'm jealous.

I’m very jealous of everyone and their families. I mean, I’m thankful for my small one, but I want dysfunctional aunts and uncles and cousins!

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Wed Nov 25
dainafischer: currently listening you know you love it. I do. Favorite Christmas album of all time. Not going to lie.

dainafischer:

currently listening

you know you love it.

I do.

Favorite Christmas album of all time. Not going to lie.

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mayhembecomesher:

awkwardlyawesome:

GPOYW: Here is my couch, edition.

also people should follow her blog too; she’s amazing. and unlike me-she actually blogs about her life and great everyday normal things. instead of zombies and celebrities.

There is nothing wrong with zombies and celebrities! Now if you could only find a zombie celebrity!

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GPOYW: Here is my couch, edition.

GPOYW: Here is my couch, edition.

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Tue Nov 24
iusetobebucktowngirl: This is what my night will consist of. The day start with 4:30am shitty texts from my ex and just continued to be shitty from there.  I may have to find a new job….but I’m not thinking about that til tomorrow.  Tonight….Jack and I are going to snuggle A girl after my own heart. Hang in there.

iusetobebucktowngirl:

This is what my night will consist of.

The day start with 4:30am shitty texts from my ex and just continued to be shitty from there.  I may have to find a new job….but I’m not thinking about that til tomorrow.  Tonight….Jack and I are going to snuggle

A girl after my own heart.

Hang in there.

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leeshiebean: I started working on my apron tonight.  It’s a pretty quick project (as far as sewing projects go - I cut the fabric last night and after a few hours work this evening, I just have the binding and neck/waist ties left to finish up. I really love this fabric line.  If I didn’t have so many Christmas presents to sew during the next few weeks, I’d definitely make a Christmas lap quilt out of it. So jealous of your sewing skillz.

leeshiebean:

I started working on my apron tonight.  It’s a pretty quick project (as far as sewing projects go - I cut the fabric last night and after a few hours work this evening, I just have the binding and neck/waist ties left to finish up.

I really love this fabric line.  If I didn’t have so many Christmas presents to sew during the next few weeks, I’d definitely make a Christmas lap quilt out of it.

So jealous of your sewing skillz.

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My internet brother turns 15 today! Happy Birthday, Nick! I’m sorry you have to work, but at least you work at a bar! (Yeah, I know! 15 year olds working at a bar?! Only in Kentucky!!) Actually, Nick is 22 today, but doesn’t look a day over 15. He is also an avid Cub’s fan and loves glitter.

My internet brother turns 15 today!

Happy Birthday, Nick! I’m sorry you have to work, but at least you work at a bar! (Yeah, I know! 15 year olds working at a bar?! Only in Kentucky!!)

Actually, Nick is 22 today, but doesn’t look a day over 15. He is also an avid Cub’s fan and loves glitter.

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