Oy with the poodles already!

hennypotter: saethis:fuckyeahstarwars: Yes, that is a...

Oct 2nd

reallykatie: Don’t you judge me and my plans tonight. This...

Oct 2nd

titleuntitled: woo! just found out I have a 3 day weekend! I’m brewing beer tomorrow now! YES! ...

Oct 2nd

Ah shit, son. Some person named Sara Schaefer featured the...

Oct 2nd

dudeyoulooklikearapist: Like the kind that has the same...

Oct 1st

I may have been asked a few times today if I were selling my...

Oct 1st

reallykatie: it works!  Oh shit. This is great.

Oct 1st

You think this is magical? Not even close to the magic that...

Oct 1st

absea: (via ache)

Oct 1st

I'll never be one of the cool kids.

I went to get my hair trimmed. Trimmed as in not even an inch. Hussy cut a good four inches off my...

Sep 30th

imnotthatkindofgirl: I may be currently obsessed with Dexter...

Sep 30th

GPOYW: I already posted this, but it is so badass that you...

Sep 30th

I haven’t been running or to the gym since Friday...

Sep 30th

I think this sums up a text conversation earlier. Katie,...

Sep 30th

(via leeshiebean) Eep! Such a lovely story! I’m so...

Sep 29th

Off topic

hikergirl: Under the Tuscan Sun in on AMC. I love Diane Lane and Michelle Oh in this movie.  I...

Sep 29th

I've lost two buttons on my shirt today....

Sep 29th

391. In her dad's eyes, until you marry...

rulesformyunbornson: Thanks to papermountains for the winning caption!  My dad will always claim...

Sep 29th

P brought her brother to school today to share. I WANT TO...

Sep 29th

thedivineash: sweethomestyle: mydarling:  NURSERY! ...

Sep 29th

Listen

ohaithar: copycats: Poker Face by Mika originally by Lady Gaga (submitted by ardenashley) ...

Sep 29th

I don’t make lady friends easily so I’m always...

Sep 29th

I'm 5'8, but I have the world's shortest...

This is why I can’t wear most fall boots. Sad panda.

Sep 29th

I think the internet is catching on to my ways.

Sep 29th

Lady Sasquatch: What? I like to cuddle!
Brother: Fuck that. You like to steam roll.

Sep 29th

Let it be known that today is a sad, sad...

I just bought new bras. New bras that are a WHOLE CUP SIZE smaller. I’m normally a full...

Sep 28th

There’s going to be an epic duel between The Boyfriend...

Sep 28th

buildingaladder: My co-worker went home suddenly this morning feeling nauseous and like she was...

Sep 28th

Story of my life.

G: MS. NICKEA! MS. NICKEA! COME QUICK!
Me: What's wrong? Uhh...why are your pants around your ankles?
G: THERE'S A SNAKE! IN THE TOILET! IT CAME OUT OF MY BUTT!!!!!

Sep 28th

tokikon: (via thingsgohazy)  This is how I feel about work...

Sep 28th

Is it the weekend yet? I need to be...

Sep 28th

Keeping my work desktop classy for over a year now....

Sep 28th

The weekend pantsless dance party has...

Sep 28th

On the afterlife.

iseeellis: So Hawaiian Scott asked me what I thought happened after we die. My answer (“Nothing!...

Sep 28th

Watch

titleuntitled: for my two lady friends… Yes!

Sep 28th

I seriously want to watch "Teen Witch"...

(via barefootandapronwearing) Best scene of the movie was the Top That rap scene. I also wanted a...

Sep 27th

I'm glad you are back, woeandwonder. You...

Sep 27th

I'm currently wearing my Halloween...

Sep 27th

I think my friends like football. BLEH. MOAR baseball,...

Sep 27th

titleuntitled: awkwardlyawesome: titleuntitled, you flatter me so. Thank you. No, really. THANK...

Sep 27th

i love in car dance parties

(via nicccola) YES!!

Sep 27th

titleuntitled, you flatter me so. Thank you. No, really. THANK YOU.

Sep 27th

I ventured out of the house today to purchase dog food and...

Sep 27th

hikergirl: electrosaurus: FUCKYEAHDOMO

Sep 27th

Dear Forever21, I understand my ass is too fat to fit into...

Sep 27th

The fever has returned!

…and I can’t stop singing Foreigner. HELP! HELP!

Sep 27th

Anonymous Question: Long-Distance...

iseeellis: My boyfriend and I go to different colleges and only get to see each other once or...

Sep 27th

attnwh0re83: I’ve been sexting awkwardlyawesome all night long. /bejealous There’s a...

Sep 27th

notso-darling

I’m always down for a road trip! Heh.

Sep 27th

This is why I have no life on Saturday night (other than the...

Sep 27th

theyahooanswers: submitted by fuck-war. OH HELL. My first...

Sep 27th

bbwprincess: hopeful420: (via loveyourchaos)

Sep 26th

Tumblr is dead tonight. I must be the...

Sep 26th

“Oh God.”
— Jed upon seeing me waiting to...

Sep 26th

The mystery of the flowers at work was solved. They came...

Sep 26th

ohaithar

Thanks, lady! I hope you survive the storm.

Sep 26th

If you need me, I’ll be on the couch without pants and...

Sep 26th

ohaithar: (via redchinese19)

Sep 26th

popculture-and-i:ohmyalphabet

Sep 26th

My little brother just recovered from the swine flu and my...

Sep 26th

I went to Kroger in my pajamas for drugs and juice. I honestly feel like death. I miss living in...

Sep 26th

“The difference between friendship and love is how much you...”
— Ashleigh Brilliant (via...

Sep 26th

lickystickypickyme: I have been trough this....

Sep 26th

I need to learn how to sew better so I wouldn’t be...

Sep 26th

What I need:

-Warm bed -Lots of pillows -Someone to take care of me -Booze

Sep 26th

There is so much awesome going on in this photo. Leopard...

Sep 25th

Smile Friday: I don’t have kids on Friday’s at...

Sep 25th

spideroptics: What’s the best way to get rid of an oncoming...

Sep 25th

Hey wouldn't it have been funny if Anne...

completelynormal: If they had the internet back then, she would have definitely been the internet...

Sep 25th

I’m pretty sure tumblr. is going to start acting wonky. Grey’s will be starting soon. ...

Sep 25th

Any amateur (or actual) entomologists...

iseeellis: I found this outside my window. Any idea what it is? I’m in Eastern WA, if that helps. ...

Sep 24th

Oh dear Jillian. This hurts my heart. You have sold...

Sep 24th

lickystickypickyme: truth. src Indeed.

Sep 24th

hugesuccess: ……but a bitch ain’t one You sure? I can be...

Sep 24th

Dear Body, Please don’t fail on me now. I do not like having the death plague. Clear yourself...

Sep 24th

popculture-and-i: glitterbubbles: snickerdoodle85: ...

Sep 24th

titleuntitled: sarasa: handa: Plitvice- National Park...

Sep 24th

You should probably go ahead and buy yourself this...

Sep 24th

AwkwardlyAwesome,

ohaithar: Happy Birthday, dollface! (I’m a little late, but I made it!) Thanks, lady! You...

Sep 24th

thedivineash: I want this dog, but my mean mean meaner...

Sep 24th

awkwardlyawesome,

thenickmusicblog: happy birthday! Thanks!

Sep 24th

What have you done with Nickea?!

I did not drink any of the wine tonight. I made my brother go running with me instead. I also quit...

Sep 24th

iseeellis: Awkwardly Awesome, I made you a birthday cake!...

Sep 24th

imnotthatkindofgirl: For Awkwardly Awesome on her Birthday. ...

Sep 24th

I fear that Awkwardly Awesome did not...

(via imnotthatkindofgirl) I just came in from running! I haven’t scrolled to it yet! ALSO...

Sep 24th

hikergirl: Happy birthday Awkwardly Awesome! (if you don’t...

Sep 23rd

AwkwardlyAwesome - today is your...

thinnerthoughts: awkwardlyawesome: (via thinnerthoughts) YES! YES IT IS! (Like you couldn’t...

Sep 23rd

bendoeslife: Happy Birthday. I’m not very creative, so no...

Sep 23rd

(I promise to stop posting photos related to my birthday,...

Sep 23rd

I'm going to a (lame?) social-awareness...

lylynn: I hope he doesn’t start jamming. I’ll be annoyed. I’m a bit jealous. I loved...

Sep 23rd

E AKA One Twenty Five

Your points slider was mailed out today. Dude at the post office was all “YOU MUST WRITE...

Sep 23rd

attnwh0re83: Awkwardlyawesome’s birthday is today. ...

Sep 23rd

i wonder when it is going to be okay to...

reallykatie: because i was trying to look something up but i ended up looking at a million photos...

Sep 23rd

buildingaladder: Isn’t it some sort of universal truth that if you write it on tumblr you have...

Sep 23rd

davidkendall

Do you not have comments anymore? Weren’t you the one who beat me because I didn’t have...

Sep 23rd

I'd rather know.

I just received flowers at school. Who the hell sent them?! I mean, it is totally okay that you...

Sep 23rd

buildingaladder: A present for birthday girl Nickea - a...

Sep 23rd

For those of you who don’t know (and have asked what the hell is up with the cat puppet), the...

Sep 23rd

buildingaladder: HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICKEA!!!!!!!!!! To honor...

Sep 23rd

GPOYW: It’s my birthday and I got a pony edition! (One...

Sep 23rd

The return of snarkface.

Male coworker: you smell really good. What are you wearing?
Me: lotion that smells like peonies.
Male coworker: penis?
Me: ...yes. I have rubbed penis all over my body. That's why I smell so good.
Male coworker: *blank stare*
Yep. This (along with many other reasons) is why I love you.

Sep 23rd

Told you I was hanging out with my cat puppet. After this I...

Sep 23rd

I’m not quite sure what this Halloween costume is...

Sep 22nd

I just ran horrible two miler around the school nature trail. Hot as fuck and all up hill (at least...

Sep 22nd

topherchris: uthy28: WOO! No editorial comment. I’m just...

Sep 22nd

Running.

okwhatnow: I want to try running outside today, as opposed to on the treadmill, but I’m afraid I’ll...

Sep 22nd

Looks like something a little freaky was going on in...

Sep 22nd

receiver

When you eat your toast without your shirt on while getting ready for work crumbs find their way to...

Sep 22nd

cornflakes in my bra

reallykatie: a) title of the hit country song i’m writing b) my current situation c) super hot ...

Sep 22nd

I just want to DIAF.

receiver: awkwardlyawesome: I hate not living remotely close to the people I love. I hate that...

Sep 22nd

I just snorted apple juice

iseeellis: I meant to take a drink out of my glass like any normal person, but missed my mouth...

Sep 22nd

I just want to DIAF.

I hate not living remotely close to the people I love. I hate that there is so little of me to go...

Sep 22nd

Just saying you all are some of the loveliest ladies I...

Sep 22nd

Listen

spideroptics: awkwardlyawesome: hammerito: She Don’t Use Jelly The Flaming Lips ...

Sep 21st

Here’s my fat ass from last week. TAKE THAT...

Sep 21st

““Yep. Punch her in the face and then tell her she...”
— -Dr. L Thanks for making it...

Sep 21st

I really should have punched her in the...

Boss lady walks in from the main office to check on us.
Boss Lady: Nickea, how much weight have you actually lost.
Me: 20 this time around and still counting.
Boss Lady: *makes hand motion to my thigh/ass area* Now, if you can only work on this.
Me: *cricket chirps*
Boss Lady: WHAT?!
Me: I'm highly aware I have a fat ass, thank you.
Boss Lady: BUT you have a small waist.
Me: Yeah, but you just told me I have a fat ass. Thanks. AGAIN.

Sep 21st

9:30 on a monday morning and i already...

reallykatie: new record!  Yeeeep. I’m joining this movement as well.

Sep 21st

Yes, I will accept limericks, haikus, ms paint photos, poems, drawings. Whatever makes you happy.

Sep 21st

My brother accidentally ran over Pepper Jack Nicholson. ...

Sep 21st

This pretty much sums me up: Domo, Miyazaki anime, cooking,...

Sep 21st

bendoeslife: My sister commented asking what her name is. ...

Sep 21st

Listen

hammerito: She Don’t Use Jelly The Flaming Lips Transmissions from the Satellite Heart Oh my....

Sep 21st

This shampoo is magic. It makes my hair feel delicious. ...

Sep 19th

That’s right! Ms. Nickea is badass and not inferior...

Sep 19th

jerrybrito: Now THIS guy’s living the dream. Seriously. ...

Sep 18th

girlbonerparty: GIRLBONER OF THE DAY: Today’s Girlboner...

Sep 18th

titleuntitled: (via somethingintellectual) I would move...

Sep 18th

I am internet famous! Actually, Passive Agressive notes...

Sep 18th

I just got a spam email with the subject...

hikergirl: It was an email for male performance enhancing pellets. Oh swine flu I do not want...

Sep 18th

abfabsolutely: scatter-brained: LOOOOONG LIVE BUTTER I...

Sep 18th

“Yeah, she’d make a good wife for someone if it...”
— My brother on the phone...

Sep 18th

Soooo I was at the gym this morning and look who I ran in...

Sep 17th

eepromgirl: arock: at the pub quiz, we suck this week Since moving to Texas, I have become a...

Sep 17th

bendoeslife: Went and got myself a haircut. Also,...

Sep 17th

That’s right, internetz. I have learned my lesson. ...

Sep 17th

reallykatie: i’m housesitting through the end of...

Sep 17th

jaimeleigh: robdjohnson: awkwardlyawesome: annaloe-geschichten: awkwardlyawesome: I’m all...

Sep 17th

I’m all about religious freedom, but when you deny your child a cupcake during a classroom...

Sep 17th

Sometimes it is nice to know your efforts do not go...

Sep 17th

mayhembecomesher: I found the most delightful notebook today...

Sep 17th

HEY FACE!

Why do you think I’m some thirteen year old girl? I do not appreciate you breaking the fuck...

Sep 17th

jerrybrito: This is the beginning of the Internet. In that...

Sep 16th

receiver: christinefriar: I never understood this cover...

Sep 16th

buildingaladder: I identify a lot more with my grandparents on my mom’s side of the family than I do...

Sep 16th

Everytime I see something whale related I think fondly of...

Sep 16th

murraythenut: Swayze

Sep 16th

Dear Wednesday, I’m pretty sure I’m already over you. Actually, I’m pretty much...

Sep 16th

GPOYW- HERE IS MY FACE! Look at it, edition!

Sep 16th

I came home and fell into an hour long...

Days like today I don’t mind my future of becoming a crazy cat lady sans cats.

Sep 15th

This really did happen.

Child: Ms. Nickea?
Me: Yes?
Child: Haters gonna hate.
Me: Well said, well said.

Sep 15th

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Swayze death...

Sep 15th

One thing I don’t mind about being a fat-ass is that the creepster dudes at the gym leave you...

Sep 14th

Happy Birthday, Boyfriend! I love you even when I’m a...

Sep 14th

Most days I feel like a fraud.

imnotthatkindofgirl: I get that most of the world views me as an adult. I’m old enough to vote, to...

Sep 14th

Dear Bewbz, I do not mind that you are getting smaller...

Sep 13th

I love that song! And at least you save...

woeandwonder: awkwardlyawesome: It is very likely that I’m singing Africa by Toto obnoxiously loud...

Sep 13th

thedailywhat: Tee of the Day: Following hogboy’s...

Sep 13th

Weekends filled with laughter and love make up for me being...

Sep 13th

It is very likely that I’m singing Africa by Toto obnoxiously loud while driving down the...

Sep 13th

hennypotter: click it

Sep 12th

I’m not sure what is wrong exactly, but I feel all...

Sep 12th

“You have seemed a little off this week.”
— That basically translates to,...

Sep 11th

I'm a snob.

imnotthatkindofgirl: When doing this online dating thing, I cannot bring myself to message guys who...

Sep 11th

YEY! Spent Friday evening sleeping!

ihatepigeons: And now I’ll spend Friday night home staring at walls. And that’s not even the...

Sep 11th

berecca: movieoftheday: Spirited Away, 2001. Starring...

Sep 11th

buildingaladder: Eep!  I just registered an Etsy page and created an gmail account for it…now I just...

Sep 11th

Crawling into this beast with a book. I’m done for the...

Sep 11th

My brother likes to name his dogs after...

Sammie Davis Jr. Jr. Billy Crystal and Pepper Jack Nicholson

Sep 11th

This is what I feel like. It hasn’t been a good week...

Sep 11th

Listen

reallykatie: kiamatthews: Mika - Blame it on the Girls The Boy Who Knew Too Much, 2009 Matt...

Sep 10th

Nice

robdjohnson: Back from Chicago (I danced…a lot), back from hilton head (I’m tired and burnt), and my...

Sep 10th

GPOYW: My new camera isn’t here yet so settle for this...

Sep 9th

y'all be careful

reallykatie: i’m seeing a lot of people doing that “tumblr cloud” thing by icodeforlove — keep in...

Sep 9th

Not only am I Awkwardly Awesome I'm also...

Nice to meet you.

Sep 9th

Sometimes you think things are going as well as cupcakes and...

Sep 9th

There’s not much I don’t share with you, dear internetz, but I fear that has came to an...

Sep 9th

I know a very special lady this will be sent to.

Sep 9th

I need at least a dozen right now.

Sep 8th

Most days I like my job. Today, after being attacked by a...

Sep 8th

Watch

ihatepigeons: “Ace of Base - The Sign” I don’t know if they were big in the US, but they were...

Sep 8th

Things I just did:

hammerito: Decided chocolate chips were a meal. Ate them laying down. Coughed whilst eating...

Sep 8th

completelynormal: ...

Sep 8th

cindersandrain

http://www.google.com/analytics/ Sign up!

Sep 8th

Oh Google users.

I apologize you have ended up here when your searches provided to be an epic FAIL. Popular searches...

Sep 8th

midnightlunacy: naigabi: Yes we are! Especially when you...

Sep 8th

The human body is quite amazing, friends. After running...

Sep 8th

hammerito: (via juliasegal) Oh god. I may have laughed like...

Sep 7th

RIP Kodak EasyShare V603 Even though many people hate on...

Sep 7th

murraythenut: Labor Day

Sep 7th

iseeellis: Sometimes I open my window and yell,...

Sep 7th

leeshiebean: Birthday Pictures: Jon taking pictures of me...

Sep 7th

spideroptics: New project for Awkwardly Awesome….. ...

Sep 7th

Happy Labor Day!

Sep 7th

(via kevinkeene)

Sep 7th

Out running earlier I witnessed a man wearing these...

Sep 7th

For future reference:

www.dicks.com does not take you to Dick’s Sporting Goods.

Sep 7th

Caitlin, when I first looked at this for .26 seconds I...

Sep 7th

Are you on team over or team under?

Sep 7th

Heaven on earth. (And for anyone who cares: You can have...

Sep 7th

Let me just say that I don't have a...

Thank you very much.

Sep 7th

librarianpirate: Oh dear goodness, there is also an Avenging...

Sep 6th

spideroptics: Yes, it is one of those nights… Oh god. How...

Sep 6th

reallykatie

I was in Lexington, but just arrived home moments ago. Bastard phone just sent the photo a day...

Sep 6th

Katie, hurry to Half Price Books! They have a copy!

Sep 6th

Oh shit. I drank too much beer.

Sep 5th

Hey MIKA! Ladies,

thedivineash: I’ve got a FREE place for us to stay just outside the city where we each will have...

Sep 4th

buildingaladder

Are you insinuating that I am not a lady? Dammit! You know me already.

Sep 4th

reallykatie: on the front page of the paper today....

Sep 4th

receiver: laureola: (via whileyouwereout,...

Sep 4th

I just spent 40.00 on all these lovely Pyrex dishes from the...

Sep 4th

heyfatchick: Nigella Lawson Guh. I don’t really like...

Sep 4th

(via madnessislikegrrr) I guess that rules out bringing...

Sep 4th

Fun Fact Friday: When I go running and music doesn’t...

Sep 4th

madnessislikegrrr: dustinheath: juliasegal: If Care...

Sep 4th

anniewisc: awkwardlyawesome: Someone should probably...

Sep 4th

Watch

Senior Citizens tackle their favorite hip-hop cuts. I hope I’m this badass when I grow old.

Sep 4th

Someone should probably just go ahead and buy this for me. ...

Sep 4th

Oh puppies. You have grown so very much and I don’t...

Sep 4th

This business is happening tomorrow. Yes, I just got off.

Sep 4th

Plan for tonight

losingweightinthecity: Since you asked. Watch some tennis (from my couch this time) Do some...

Sep 4th

I support going dutch on first dates.

love-and-radiation: That said, if there’s no indication of financial duress on either side and I...

Sep 3rd

dementes: (via mydarling) Sounds like a place I definitely...

Sep 3rd

(via mayhembecomesher) Good morning. FYI: Domo is watching...

Sep 3rd

HOLY SHIT. October 27th this will be mine. You really...

Sep 3rd

hikergirl: onlycupcakes: ROBOT Via Bake Inc I...

Sep 3rd

GPOYW:...

Sep 2nd

(via topherchris) Story of my life. Unicorns are almost...

Sep 2nd

Ah hell.

After that last post, I just checked my email to see one parent email me saying “…you...

Sep 2nd

Not going to lie, but today was pretty much awful. The...

Sep 2nd

spideroptics: awkwardlyawesome: spideroptics: Found...

Sep 2nd

Depressing:

awesome-everyday: There is about a $10,000 difference between my annual take home pay, and my...

Sep 2nd

(via mayhembecomesher) Fall is so close that even Domo is...

Sep 2nd

Emotional Baggage

downsizing: No pictures today because I’m pretty sure there are at least 4 pics already of my...

Sep 2nd

love-and-radiation: awkwardlyawesome: Teachers get nervous about the first day their students...

Sep 2nd

Teachers get nervous about the first day their students arrive for various reasons. My thoughts on...

Sep 2nd