Do you know what that means?
Uh yeah. That means school is canceled AGAIN.
We don’t need a blizzard to cancel school!
Do you know how hard it is to get 3-5 year olds back in a consistent schedule?!
IT IS AWFUL.
But now there are scents of garlic and ginger emanating from the kitchen, and I think all earlier missteps might be forgotten.
“The person I have sex with sometimes”
Shit like this is why I desperately love you.
You also have MULTIPLE ASSISTANTS. I bet Audacious Walgreens Whorecunt doesn’t.
That’s right! I have two! Bitch didn’t even have two teeth!
Okay, maybe she had three, but who is counting?
On my lunch break today I ended up at Walgreens with one of my assistants and was joking about how buying over-sized stuffed animals for your significant other for Valentine’s Day (or any day for that matter) was ridiculous. I mean, really?! What do you do with the thing? Place it on your bed so it stares at you all creepy like?
Anyway, as I was joking about it this lady walks by and says, “Must be awful to be a bitter fat girl”
OH HELL NO SHE DIDN’T! Who says shit like that?
I just looked at the lady and told her that I may be fat, but at least I can change that and it had to be quite unfortunate that she will always be a bitch.
I’ve never claimed to be a delicate flower, but people like her just make me hate myself that much more.
Thanks lady.
No really. THANKS.
Super hero capes have now turned into satin-lined princess shit. I hate sewing with satin. It slips and slides everywhere. That is why it took almost two hours to do this business and I have yet to sew the collar on.
