Oy with the poodles already!

I'm in training to be one of those crazy old ladies with thirty cats who has her groceries delivered by some scared kid on a bike.

I'm fascinated by zombies, robots, and Cryptozoology.

Basically, I spend my days ballin'.

•

Sat Nov 21

Distance is getting the best of me.

Some days are harder than others, but every night is hard.

My heart can’t take much more tonight.

Good night.

Comments (View)

•

Oww.

Note to self: when taking cold medicine, don’t cough.

Aforementioned cold medicine will come out of your nostril.

Yes, it was a capsule.

Comments (View)

•

Fri Nov 20

Smile Friday: I have a chin stache edition

(This was from one of the best weekends ever thanks to Ms. AC)

Comments (View)

•

People say it's a sign of sexual frustration if you peel the label off a beer bottle at a party, but I think the real sign is if you whip your dick out at a party and start beating off relentlessly in front of everyone.

completelynormal:

(via naturalmachine)

Yeeeep.

Comments (View)

•

I'm handling dozens AND dozens of balls tonight.

(Meaning I’m making sausage balls for a gathering tomorrow)

Comments (View)

•

Thu Nov 19

mooshoo:

I didn’t think it could get any better than Sixteen and Pregnant, but MTV has outdone themselves once again. I saw previews tonight for an upcoming show called Jersey Shore. A new reality show about a group of guido’s up in New Jersey.

I think we need to create a drinking game for this. How about you take a shot for every fist pump, 2 drinks for every time a guido is oiling up his hair in front of the mirror, and another drink for every popped collar you see.

That means we are all already wasted from the 6:52 video above.

Comments (View)

•