Oy with the poodles already!

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I'm in training to be one of those crazy old ladies with thirty cats who has her groceries delivered by some scared kid on a bike.

I'm fascinated by zombies, robots, and Cryptozoology.

Basically, I spend my days ballin'.


Cornify

Ballin'

Fri Nov 6
absea: imsoovertheinternet: nevver: Everyone is a complete disappointment.

absea:

imsoovertheinternet:

nevver:

Everyone is a complete disappointment.

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buildingaladder: Nickea?!?  Is that you??? (via librarianpirate) DAMMIT CAITLIN! You weren’t supposed to show everyone. I know you just want my hamburger sofa. Jealousy is a bitch. PS DUCKFACE FOR LIFE!

buildingaladder:

Nickea?!?  Is that you???

(via librarianpirate)

DAMMIT CAITLIN! You weren’t supposed to show everyone.

I know you just want my hamburger sofa.

Jealousy is a bitch.

PS DUCKFACE FOR LIFE!

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Good morning, Tumblr.

receiver:

Road trip to KY tomorrow!

Are you coming to stalk visit me?!

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popculture-and-i: underfundig: Adventures with A (via von_brandis)

popculture-and-i:

underfundig:

Adventures with A (via von_brandis)

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Thu Nov 5

I have a serious urge to bake.

imnotthatkindofgirl:

Maybe I’ll do some of that this weekend. I’ll try to convince Old Money Brother and Sis-in-Law, Esq.

holy shit I’m almost an Esq. too!!!!

YAYAYAYAYAYAY! Still so happy for you.

I’ll pretend the pecan pie I’m baking is in your honor.

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murraythenut: Diet Seems to be the theme of my tumblr dashboard today. I should probably go run and slit my wrists right about now.

murraythenut:

Diet

Seems to be the theme of my tumblr dashboard today.

I should probably go run and slit my wrists right about now.

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imnotthatkindofgirl: So this happened. It’s really small but it says… The New York State Board of Law Examiners congratulates you on passing the New York State bar examination held on July 28-29, 2009. An official certification notice has been emailed to the email address currently on file with the Board. The email will include an attachment with your official bar exam results, which will be in Adobe pdf. A copy of the Notice of Certification must be filed with the Appellate Division as part of your application for admission. Dear Kristin, I’m SO very proud of you. Not only are you hot, but now you are a for realz lawyer. I know who I’m calling when I get drunk, streak, and get arrested. XOXO, Nickea

imnotthatkindofgirl:

So this happened. It’s really small but it says…

The New York State Board of Law Examiners congratulates you on passing the New York State bar examination held on July 28-29, 2009. An official certification notice has been emailed to the email address currently on file with the Board. The email will include an attachment with your official bar exam results, which will be in Adobe pdf. A copy of the Notice of Certification must be filed with the Appellate Division as part of your application for admission.

Dear Kristin,

I’m SO very proud of you. Not only are you hot, but now you are a for realz lawyer.

I know who I’m calling when I get drunk, streak, and get arrested.

XOXO,

Nickea

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reallykatie: (via jphasthecapacity) i think this would be the definition of “my kind of humor.” i’m not sure i want to know what that says about me. BWAHAHA! I think this is long the lines of humor that those silly Indiana Fair Oaks Farm people have. Minus the dairy.

reallykatie:

(via jphasthecapacity)

i think this would be the definition of “my kind of humor.”

i’m not sure i want to know what that says about me.

BWAHAHA!

I think this is long the lines of humor that those silly Indiana Fair Oaks Farm people have.

Minus the dairy.

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FFFFUUUUUUU

I hit an uncovered manhole downtown Lexington yesterday (Fuck you, Lexington).

The cost to repair my car: 626.00

GUH.

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Hmph.

I don’t care if I leave on a Wednesday or a Sunday night… it is always hard.

I really wish I lived closer.

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